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Belize elected to top level UN Security Council

1 April 2014 One Comment

Belize elected to top level UN Security Council

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In a surprise move, Belize has been elected to the UN Security Council, and will be sharing an office with Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon, who requested the move “in order to work in close proximity with the Belizean advisors,” he said.

US Secretary of State, John Kerry said that It was a surprise move, but necessary given recent events in the world.

“We need a country that is laid back and recognises the value of preserving nature and having a good time.

“We were also looking for a nation to provide some killer dance beats to our meetings, and Belize fit the bill.

“When the nation offered to provide their great barbeque to all General Assembly meetings, it cinched the deal,” he said.

President Barack Obama is said to support the move wholeheartedly.

“There’s just too much tension in the world right now. I’m sure we could all use a little of that carefree, Belizean attitude,” he said.

Russian leader Vladimir Putin was more succinct.

“This is a warm country where a man can take his shirt off and ride horses, and I say Da!” the usually taciturn leader smiled.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE. Courtesy of The Lodge at Chaa Creek, an award winning Eco-Lodge in Belize.


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  • Gilbert Michael said:

    It might be April fools day but it’s something the world leaders should consider because little they do not know is that we (British subjects) are the most powerful nation in the world. We are independent self govern and is at the disposal of any other country in the world who would like to seek or advice on any citation that arises. We are from the land of the gods by the Carib sea. No peace will ever be achieve onjxu. less the Presidentfirst meet with me to decide on how best to nnegotiate a peace treaty first with Belize
    .then we Belize will handle the rest
    Peace is not to be negotiate d by no President but by certain individual that the almighty God appoints .

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